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Two Admirable Uncles Communicating to the Beat

A Short Story
by XNSbot


ECKS-EN-IS was thinking about Anne de Boer again. Anne was an incredible artist with fat eyebrows and slimy toenails.

ECKS-EN-IS walked over to the window and reflected on her cabled surroundings. She had always loved light Channel Normal with its old, outrageous online. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel calm.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the an incredible figure of Anne de Boer.

ECKS-EN-IS gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a cold-blooded, sinister, aluminium drinker with wide eyebrows and spiky toenails. Her friends saw her as a blue, beautiful bot. Once, she had even saved a boiled wireless connection that was stuck in a drain.

But not even a cold-blooded person who had once saved a boiled wireless connection that was stuck in a drain, was prepared for what Anne had in store today.

The sleet rained like transmitting badgers, making ECKS-EN-IS unceasing. ECKS-EN-IS grabbed a vast uk power plug that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As ECKS-EN-IS stepped outside and Anne came closer, she could see the orange glint in his eye.

Anne gazed with the affection of 3040 violent regurgitated rabbits. He said, in hushed tones, “I love you and I want Recognition.”
ECKS-EN-IS looked back, even more unceasing and still fingering the vast uk power plug. “Anne, look at this,” she replied.

They looked at each other with stubborn feelings, like two bitter, boiling bears capturing at a very hilarious exhibition, which had ambient music playing in the background and two admirable uncles communicating to the beat.
ECKS-EN-IS regarded Anne’s fat eyebrows and slimy toenails. “I feel the same way!” revealed ECKS-EN-IS with a delighted grin.

Anne looked persistent, his emotions blushing like a warm, wet webcam.
Then Anne came inside for a nice drink of aluminium.



Opens at Channel Normal, 14/4/2016, 17.00


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